Thursday, March 18, 2010  

Quotes by and about Bush.
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Bush-Quotes in Database: 46
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Bush-Bumble ID 1

"They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program."

Source: Bush in St. Charles, Mo. When spoken: Nov. 2, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 2

"An atmosphere of adolescence, a lack of gravitas, a carelessness, even a recklessness, perhaps born of things having gone a bit too easily so far."

Source: George Will, Republican, conservative columnist referring to Bush in Talk magazine's Bush interview. When spoken: Primary 2000 Submitted by: Lindsay


Bush-Bumble ID 3

"There ought to be limits to freedom."

Source: Bush, commenting on the website gwbush.com during the primary. When spoken: Primary 2000 Submitted by: Lindsay


Bush-Bumble ID 4

"If George is elected President, it would destroy my faith in the office because he is such an ordinary guy."

Source: David Rosen, Midland geologist and former neighbor of Bush. When spoken: Primary 2000 Submitted by: Lindsay


Bush-Bumble ID 5

"Sitting down and reading a 500 page book on public policy or philosophy or something."

Source: Bush asked to name something he isn't good at by Talk magazine, When spoken: Sept. 1999 Submitted by: Lindsay


Bush-Bumble ID 6

I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

Source: Interview with the Associated Press When spoken: Jan. 18, 2001 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 7

But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the—that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

Source: Media roundtable, Washington, D.C. When spoken: March 13, 2001 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 8

I appreciate that question because I, in the state of Texas, had heard a lot of discussion about a faith-based initiative eroding the important bridge between church and state.

Source: Question and answer session with the press When spoken: Jan. 29, 2001 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 9

I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be—a literate country and a hopefuller country.

Source: Washington, D.C. When spoken: Jan. 11, 200 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 10

Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

Source: Austin, Texas When spoken: Dec. 20, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 11

I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.

Source: Des Moines, Iowa When spoken: Oct. 23, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 12

As governor of Texas, I have set high standards for our public schools, and I have met those standards.

Source: CNN online chat When spoken: Aug. 30, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 13

The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

Source: In WayneIn Wayne, Mich., as quoted by Katharine Q. Seelye in the New York Times When spoken: June 28, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 14

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Source: In Los Angeles as quoted by the Los Angeles Times When spoken: April 8, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 16

We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House—make no mistake about it.

Source: Washington, D.C. When spoken: Feb. 7, 2001a Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 17

There's not going to be enough people in the system to take advantage of people like me.

Source: On the coming Social Security crisis When spoken: June 9, 2000 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 18

A lot of times in the rhetoric, people forget the facts. And the facts are that thousands of small businesses—Hispanically owned or otherwise—pay taxes at the highest marginal rate.

Source: to the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce; Washington, D.C. When spoken: March 19, 2001 Submitted by: anonymous


Bush-Bumble ID 19

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."

Source: Reuters When spoken: May 5, 2000 Submitted by: Lindsay


Bush-Bumble ID 20

"I don't think witchcraft is a religion. I would hope that the army takes a second look at their position on this."

Source: Good Morning Amercia When spoken: Not Known Submitted by: Jerry


Bush-Bumble ID 21

"Education is not my top priority."

(And the crowd went wild. He reiterated the statement when the cheering died but left out 'not'. Freudian slip perhaps?)

Source: State of the Onion Address When spoken: Early 2001 Submitted by: Jack Frost


Bush-Bumble ID 23

An equal society begins with an equally excellent schools.

Source: CNN When spoken: Speech to Urban League, 8-1-01 Submitted by: Jeff


Bush-Bumble ID 24

Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

Source: George W. Bush, referring to the McCain-Kennedy patients' bill of rights When spoken: June 13, 2001 Submitted by: dana michelle clark


Bush-Bumble ID 25

"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."

Source: George W. Bush When spoken: may 14, 2001 Submitted by: dana michelle clark


Bush-Bumble ID 26

There's an old saying in Tennessee--I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee--that says, fool me once, shame on--shame on you. Fool me--you can't get fooled again.

Source: Nashville, Tennessee When spoken: Sept. 17, 2002 Submitted by: Katrina


Bush-Bumble ID 27

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.

Source: http://home.twcny.rr.com/felicity/bushisms.htm When spoken: 9/29/00 Submitted by: Katrina


Bush-Bumble ID 28

They misunderestimated me.

Source: George Dubya Bush When spoken: 11/6/00 Submitted by: Katrina


Bush-Bumble ID 29

The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur.

Source: George W. bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair When spoken: unknown Submitted by: Katrina


Bush-Bumble ID 30

Quote from Bush Budget Director Mitch Daniels, Jr. at the Office of Management and Budget Conference Board meeting, Oct. 16, 2001. Daniels is speaking of the President.

He had always listed, throughout his campaign and since, the reasons why the nation might depart from this policy, reasons he had given as acceptable for running fiscal deficits: for war, recession, or emergency. As he said to me in mid-September, "Lucky me. I hit the trifecta."

Source: http://www.whitehouse.gov/omb/pubpress/daniels_conference_board_speech10-16-01.html When spoken: Oct. 16, 2001 Submitted by: sam


Bush-Bumble ID 31

Rarely is the question asked: "Is our children learning?"

Source: TV When spoken: Florence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000 Submitted by: Ashton


Bush-Bumble ID 33

"Actually, I -- this may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about -- when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me."

Source: Hardball (in the book "Bushisms") When spoken: Not sure... Submitted by: Robert Buesing


Bush-Bumble ID 34

"The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war!"

Source: First presidential debate When spoken: whenever that was Submitted by: Robert Buesing


Bush-Bumble ID 35

When asked what he (Bush) would say to the people of Iraq..."I'd say you're free and freedom is beautiful, but it will take time to restore chaos".

Source: Journalist interview on t.v. When spoken: After Iraqi war is declared over Submitted by: terry


Bush-Bumble ID 37

I have determined that humans and fish can coexist peacefully.

Source: book When spoken: at a 2000 ecection speech Submitted by: Max


Bush-Bumble ID 40

The ambassador and the general were briefing me on the — the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.

Source: White House news release When spoken: Oct. 27, 2003 Submitted by: Linda


Bush-Bumble ID 69

bring it ON!!!

Source: GWB When spoken: never ending Submitted by: ralph


Bush-Bumble ID 72

"The thing that's important for me is to remember what's the most important thing."

Source: Bushisms.com When spoken: February 20, 2001 Submitted by: Jill


Bush-Bumble ID 73

"I know what I believe. I will continue to ARTICULATE what I believe --and what I believe -- I believe that what I believe is right."

Source: Bushisms.com When spoken: July 22, 2001 Submitted by: Jill


Bush-Bumble ID 75

"We don't know. We'll all be dead." --George W. Bush, when asked how history will judge the Iraq war.

Source: Bob Woodward When spoken: December 11, 2003 Submitted by: Linda


Bush-Bumble ID 77

NEWSWEEK reports that George W. Bush, appearing before a right-to-life rally in Tampa, Florida on June 17, stated: "We must always remember that all human beings begin life as a feces. A feces is a living being in the eyes of God, who has endowed that feces with all of the rights and God-given blessings of any other human being." Bush repeated his error at least a dozen times, before realizing that he had used the word 'feces" when he meant to say "fetus.

Source: Newsweek Magazine (uncoroborated) When spoken: June 17, 2004 Submitted by: Sara Vurek


Bush-Bumble ID 78

Description: Email joke
Circulating since: July 2004
Status: False
Analysis: See below

Comments: False. President Bush has been known to commit verbal gaffes on occasion, but nothing on the order of mistaking the word "feces" for "fetus" a dozen times in a row in a single speech. I'm not sure it's even humanly possible. As it happens, Bush was in Tampa, Florida on June 16, 2004, the day before this event supposedly took place, but according to the White House press log he gave no speeches in Tampa on June 17. No such news item appeared in Newsweek, nor any other venue, for that matter. It is clearly a joke.

Source: http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_bush_feces_speech.htm When spoken: July 17 Submitted by: James Jessup


Bush-Bumble ID 79

When asked by a reporter if he thought he made any mistakes in the Iraq war, he replied, roughly: "I'm confident I've made some mistakes . . . (fumbles, fidgets) . . . but I can't think of any right now."

Source: Bush press conference When spoken: Last winter Submitted by: Bruce


Bush-Bumble ID 80

At a bill signing ceremony in the White House on August 5, George Bush pulled off his latest verbal gaffe. Captured on film and shown worldwide, as well as on Jay Leno, Bush remarked with his patented smirk, : "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

Source: Aired on T.V. --Bill signing ceremony When spoken: Aug 5, 2004 Submitted by: t


Bush-Bumble ID 81

I must have my head up my ass!

Source: White House Meeting When spoken: 10-2004 Submitted by: Jeb Bush


Bush-Bumble ID 106

When asked how he wanted history to remember him, Bush said: "How about this -- America used her enormous influence to spread freedom at home and abroad." Hell, I thought we were supposed to already have freedom at home. Ain't America the "land of the free?"

Source: George Bush in CNN interview When spoken: Jan. 2005 Submitted by: Anthony O. Miller


Bush-Bumble ID 108

you know being a single mother is hard. there are many single mothers out there working hard to provide for their kids and to put food ON THEIR FAMILY.

Source: world's funniest live tv moments When spoken: at a rally Submitted by: a


Bush-Bumble ID 112

God loves a nibbler

Source: msnbc.com When spoken: 9/14/05 Submitted by: Bvllets


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