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Lying and cheating are OK as long as it keeps me in power.
Speak sound bites against BIG GOVERNMENT unless it's our FORM of BIG GOVERNMENT.
Force our moral judgments on the population, ignoring that our administration and our major contributors seldom practice what we preach.
My administration will exercise the FREEDOM to do what we want no matter whose FREEDOM it impinges on.
I am more concerned about a person's thoughts than deeds; hypocrisy is alright as long as you made a big contribution to my campaign and spout the correct dogma.
Our actions and policies are governed by what I can do for my rich contributors and their corporations.
Spend millions of tax payer dollars spying on, harassing and jailing anyone who disagrees with us; but place at a low priority the prosecution of organized, white collar and corporate criminals.
If it it helps my party and increases the wealth of my contributors, I do not mind being called the useful idiot. My mind is pliant and easily manipulated by the powers who bought my way into office.
We want all the BENEFITS of federal government support given TO ME, but don't want to PAY ANY COSTS.
We want to take advantage of DISENFRANCHISED PEOPLE all over the world and use tax dollars to KEEP THEM DOWN.
We want a POWERFUL police agency to destroy any organization that threatens THE STATUS QUO.
We are more concerned about an individual's sexual orientation than their functionality and responsibility in society.
My administration is so duped by a system that values money over everything else that we falsely equate money with long term survival and quality of life.
I am not a critical thinker. Thoughts lumber through my head in broad-brush strokes. I substitute others thoughts for my own, therefore science-coded-journalism, junk-science, soft-science all pass through unfiltered, providing false buttresses for my belief system.
I practice intolerance to an utter, absolute and unqualified extent. I am totally and fiercely intolerant of any view other than my own. Empowered by the great lie, I seek to impose my will via legislation, harassment or persecution on all enemies. An enemy is anyone who disagrees with me.
We will support FREE GIVEAWAYS to CORPORATIONS but don't want to give any support for PEOPLE IN NEED.
I love rantings that support my point of view and call them hard science and discount any scientific study that disagrees with my intransigent, dogmatic belief system.
We want a STRONG MILITARY because I view PEOPLE OF OTHER COUNTRIES with FEAR and HATRED.
My administration will foster naive, simple solutions for complex problems.
We will prosecute peaceful protesters, because we don't understand how someone can be critical of aspects of our American system, but still be proud to be American.
Speak sound bites opposed to SOCIAL ENGINEERING unless it's ENGINEERED MY WAY.
I don't grasp the grays of human existence, much less the Technicolor because I see things only in black and white.
My relatives and my party supported some of history's greatest killers and most destabilizing dictators; my grandfather supported Hitler; my father Pol Pot, Marcos, Noriega, Idi Amin, Saddam Hussein, Somoza and the death squads in Central and South America. I plan to follow that tradition.
My administration will continue the policy of wasting expensive jail prison space on non-violent crimimals which could be used for violent crimimals. This brutal prison environment will make non-violent people violent. The tax payers can then build more prisons to jail these now violent criminals and then the prison industry will contribute more to my party.
We will remain naive enough to think that history that was written by the dominant culture is "the truth" and it will be implemented as part of our education policy.
Our actions and policies should be governed by what I can do for my rich contributors and their corporations.
We will continue to use tax dollars to support A POLICE STATE, HUGE MILITARY AND PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX because THEY CONTRIBUTE A LOT OF MONEY TO MY POLITICAL PARTY.
We will continue to discourge the practice of attempting to look at things from another's perspective.
We want to EXPLOIT all NATURAL ECOSYSTEMS AND HABITATS to make MY LIFE MORE COMFORTABLE IN THE SHORT RUN.
I want ANY LAW that agrees with my limited view of the world, but want to ban all laws that I see as impinging on MY FREEDOM.
I believe in Jesus - the one who hated gays, single moms, poor people and anyone who wasn't rich and powerful.
Public policy statements to the press should reflect what polling studies show the voting public wants to hear. At the same time, implement what your major contributors want, even if it contradicts what you have said to the public.
Our policy will be to ignore the relationship between sustainable economics, ecology and long term survival, because it might limit short term profits of our major contributors.
Constitution? What good is that. We do things "our way". What did the founders of this country know, anyway? Everyone knows that the good, taxpaying, upstanding citizens of this country are Christian, so why should we keep church and state seperate? It's so obvious, I don't know why this hasn't been done before. Well, old GW Bush'll set things right, boy howdy!
Just because my Grandaddy was banker for the Nazi's doesn't mean I want to kill any Jews. I've got people to do that for me.
In my mind I have thoughts and visions. They are super-frivolous because I am the President who is intrusted to implement the visions and policies by the people and supporters who put me here whom I happen to agree with.
My station in life is as big as it can get/ I am a father and a President but not necessarily in that order and I have learnt that to succeed you have to have a plan and my plan is to succeed in getting my plan over on you.
cheney uses vice presidential mansion for republican party fundraising event for 400 top donors. republicans defend veep fundraising despite probing and condemning clinton's white house coffees
IF YOUR STATE DID NOT GO REPUBLICAN, THERE WILL BE NO HELP FOR ANY OF YOU REGARD OF WHAT IT IS..
Since the Democrats now have control, this new law will eliminate any vote along party lines AGAINST BUSH. WE did do that when Clinton was in, but the rules have now changed. We must have it ALL OUR WAY.
The greatest thing we have to fear, is what you can do for your country.
We must begin Cold War II at any and all costs.
Bush says, "I have failed at everything in my life, including a honest win of the presidency of the United States. Therefore, in order to disguise the truth from myself and the electorate, I must systematically dismantle the United States of America and the Republic for which she stands."
It takes money to make money so we're giving big business more funds by eliminating all those EPA regulations to no one likes anyway.
When asked what was his favorite childrens book growing up, Bush replied "Goodnite Moon," a great book but it was written years after he graduated from college!?! Why feel the need to lie about this...ooops, I forgot, he doesn't read. I don't ask much from the president, only that he be smarter than me.
Gotta pay to play
I will exact revenge upon the American People for the political defeat of my Daddy in 1992, at any cost.
It is okay to intimidate the public if it makes them think that, if they don't like me, they don't like America. That being true, they are unpatriotic and un-American and belong in a cave in Afghanistan.
I promise to rid the nation of those pesky trees and animals...except in Crawford, TX, Kennebunkport and a little island off the coast of Florida.
I grew up a country-boy and i've had a silverspoon in my mouth, so i don't know what it's like to be working while i'm in college, or holding two jobs, heck i didn't even stop my nasty drinking habit i learnt in my years in ivy leauge campuses faternity parties. But I know what it is to be American because I lived through Nam, of course, i never went over, it helps to be a bush, you know my grandad was a senetor? my dad was president and my brother the govenor was nice enough to have that little recount for me in his state, thanks bro. I'm against drugs, i know that most people are using drugs, because i've been there. I belive abobrtions are wrong, ourschools are not crowded enough, and there are not enough unwanted children out there. A womans choice is way too over rated, did you know I belive that women don't have discrimination anymore? Mabye if i didn't sleep trough my sociology classes I might have an idea what I'm doing. But all I know is that American should mean Fear Nothing But God.
Join us or die
I'm a bible thumper too bad I'm also the Anti-Christ as well.
i will speak of courage and cowardice having myself dodged the draft and then gone awol from the NG.I will preach zero tolerance, myself being arrested,along with getting my twins off the hook.I will speak of despotically improving the lot of the oppressed peoples of the world while I errode the liberties of those who never elected me.I will rile the hillbillies of a nation against those I claim to have "weapons of mass destruction",a term I use beacause I am unable to pronounce "nuclear" properly.I will destry the barrier between church & state while ranting against religious fanatics.
Free Speech: it is okay to voice your opinion about war, as long as you don't say it out loud.
Hello I am George and I was an alcoholic. I was even stopped by the cops for drinking and driving. Hell, I could have hit a kid.
We are committed to stay in Irag and fight terror until the last drop of your son's blood.
"Thats it...The Moon. We'll make gay marriage legal up there, and send all the gays there! Wait, me got a great idea! Send the gays to Mars, but keep the lesbians on the Moon...I dont like homosexuality but i like lesbians...mmm...lesbians
After we have taxed the middleman to death let's make sure there will be no Social Security available for them to rely on. After all isn't that what welfare is for?
Bush and Cheney have done enough damage to the economy. Clinton had the best economy in decades. They have created the worst in decades, they need to go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
President Bush made $1.5 million at a D.C. fundraiser yesterday. Its all part of his "no cash left behind policy. -- David Letterman, April, 2004
We found the weapons of mass destruction. They're in the budget.
It's all about me.
A BOAT TRIP IN IRAQ ON A REGULAR SUNDAY AFTERNOON
Today is a Sunny Day in Amsterdam. I wonder what it's like in Iraq today. Do you think that the sun can take away the war smog? I guess it eventually will but today I can't think of anybody in Iraq that would enjoy a boat trip like we would in Amsterdam on our canals. Unless you're name is GWB of course and you're cruising on a military boat doing some 'price shooting'.
Here's how it goes, a particular family with some friends on a regular Sunday afternoon in Iraq, enjoying a boat trip: (GWB) "Hey Dickie, look what I've got here. A 200 pound missile to blow that school away. What do you think?" (DC) "Well Sir, ehm ... I don't know. It's a school you know, there might be children in there." (GWB) "Ooh come one Dickie, they're all terrorists you know, and we need to get them before they get to us. Let's shoot the suns of bitches." You gonna help me or not, are you with me or against me?" (DC) "I'm with you Sir, you want me to give it to you while you're doing some killing?" (GWB) "Yeah Dickie, I remember why I made you come up here, you're the best" (KR) " Georgie, one sec" (GWB) "What's up Karl, you can trust Dickie" (DR) "You want me to taka a pause Karl?" (KR) "No you fool, I'll tell you when to stop." (continues advising) "No, it's not that sir. Your father wants to watch. He is not that vivid anymore you know. The Viagra is not yet working properly, so he wants you to wait a bit to get ready" (GWB) "Of course dad, no problem, do you want Arnold to give you a hand?" (GBS) "You're the best son, let's kill em" (KR) "Arnie, get over here, you've got work to do" (AS) "Yeah, ooh yeah" (GBS) "You're a wonderful kid Arnold, you know that? If I didn't have my son I would want you to step into my shoes"
Suddenly: BOOM BANG BANG, THE SCHOOL IS BLOWN AWAY.
(GWB) "Daddy daddy I got them. BOOM BANG (GWB) "look at those colours, isn't it beautiful?" (DC) "Aaaah ooooaaah" (GWB) "Don't stop now Dick or you'll never smile again" (GBS) "Aaaahoooee aaauuhhh oooo. You're really good Arnie, do you know that?" (KR) "This is good fun don't you think Laura?" (LB) "It certainly is Karl, do you think you can get me some more of those pills? I'm at the upper deck with somebody but I can't keep up with her you know, you wanna do that for me?" (KR) "Yes madam, coming up, we've got plenty. Hussein, get over here, now! Bring me that bag, the big yellow one and also the green one with the stamp 'Columbian's Finest' on it" (RG) "That's good, I want some too. Those girls like me. I wanna feel a bit more confident cause they're so young and I can't communicate with them" (LB) "Don't worry Rudy, we've all been there, go ahead, make yourself comfortable." (KR) "How's everybody doing? Are we having fun or what? Can I get you anything? It's purely natural you know. We've got all you want. We own that shit. Did you all see that? Did you see what Georgie did?"
Then a helicopter approaches the boat and everybody gets nervous when somebody steps out of it.
(OLB) "You don't owe a thing Karl, remember that! What did he do? Did he manage not to fuck up for once" (KR) "Yes Sir, he did, well, I believe he did." (OLB) "It's about time isn't it." (GWB) "I did it Sir, I bombed a school full of terrorists" (OLB) "Bugger off you lunatic, a school. Get off my boat and take your daughters with you before I really get mad. (GWB) "Yes Sir, Mr. President." (OLB) "I'll see you all Tuesday at 0900 sharp in my office. You'll meet with JFK. I've agreed to step back and he's going to take over the rudder in November.
You will no longer have the freedom to exercise your constitional rights as an American, especially those of free speech. To speak freely makes you a traitor and un-patriotic.
Why do some of the American people not agree with my policies? Because they do not listen to the words of God as I do. God speaks to me directly every night and I am a faithful soldier of Jesus. He has told me that we must rid the world of all the unclean people - Americans, too!
grammar and syntax are meaningless and completely dispensible.
I pledge allegiance to the flag
of the Divided States of America
and to the Republicans for which it stands
two nations under Dumbya
with liberty and justice for straights, whites, bible thumpers, and good ol' boys.
I, as the self-appointed divine leader of God on this earth, reserve the right to alter the constitution and basic civil rights to conform to my own racist agenda. Hell, I'm white and filthy rich. I can do what I want!
David Letterman: "Apparently, George loves video games. His favorite one, I believe, is 'Grand Theft Election.'"
GEORGE WHERE YOU HIDDING BIN.MAYBE AT THE RANCH???
Oil corperations are established. There's no room for viable, cheaper, non polluting fuel.
Ethics? Sure I've got ethics. Isn't that what you put on your sandwich to make it taste good?
With the handy trick of protective rationalisation I can turn vice into virtue,slander into truth, arrogance into humility, plunder into philanthropy, thievery into honour, brutality into patriotism, and sadism into justice, it requires no intellectual power at all, just a lack of character.
What I know about ethics can fill a library, but I'll just sum it up with this...ummm-uhhhhhhhh, no wait- uhhhhhhhhhh...Ya see what I'm tryin to say is...if ya don't ethicilacate ya got no ethics .....
Heck, who needs to be elected fairly? What's right for 30% of the population is right for us all.
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